Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

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What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!