Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"