Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"