Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.