What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix