What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "