What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.