Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments