Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments