What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt