What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt