What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt