What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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They both got famous for getting a black man off.

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You cant-elope!

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Nobody knows yet.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.