What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.