What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.