What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments