What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Gravel Jokes More Gravel Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.