What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'