What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite