What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.