Because I ran her over in the street.
Because he had fowl languange.
Fryday.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.
Because he was crossed.
He was snowed in.
Because he was barefooted!!!
A condescending con descending.
It saw a pikachu across the street.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.