Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What else?

You've walked out of wife"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..