What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?