What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*