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I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
a rhetorical answer
it's a rhetorical question I know this now
A:.........
Walks away*
Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that
It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.
Give me 10! dollars
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Because he walked in.
As Mandy Moore times as I want to.
His hand caught on fire.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Angry British people!
A collieflower
to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"
Micromanagement!
I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.
A firequacker.
