Rhetorical Question Jokes

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.