What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.