How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

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Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man