Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.