Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.