Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first