Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.