Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.