Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Who drives?

The police officer

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.