Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.