Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!