Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.