Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account