Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.