Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Previous Random Joke Next

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.