Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?