Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.