Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River