Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.