Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

What do you call a nuclear-powered car?

A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...