Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout