Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.