Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC