Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird