Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Previous Random Joke Next

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird