What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle"

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.