What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.