What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.