Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do we sleep?

Because we get sleepy.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!