Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back