Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.