What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D