What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

Previous Random Joke Next
Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.