What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.