What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(