What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant