What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

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What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.