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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Lubricant Jokes More Lubricant Jokes

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!