What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.