What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything