What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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What do Michael Jackson and Mervyn's have in common?

They're both dead.

What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.