Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.