What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding