What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.