What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.