What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."