What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter