What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.