What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.