What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month )