Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why are so many ghosts alcoholics?

Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google