Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.