Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.