Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is the best place to hide a corpse?

On the second page of Google