Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.