Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!"

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

5 minutes