What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What is a dogs favourite flower ?

Anything in your garden !

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!