When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)