answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Not this.
Ray Charles answering the iron
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Because the snowblower was coming.
They both only really work on paper
You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
A rooster!
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
Scissor me timbers
