When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's another name for pickled bread?

Answer: Dill-dough.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.