When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)