When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!