Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.