Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What dance moves do physicists do?

the torque

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.