Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.