Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.