Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Friction Jokes More Friction Jokes

Why couldn't Mewtwo move?

There was too much friction.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Publish Jokes More Publish Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.