What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

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What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.