What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.