What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What dance moves do physicists do?

the torque

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What is a physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.