How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.