How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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What the band's name?

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What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.