Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.
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The drummer.
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
The Dead Kennedys.
The 4Skins
Rolling Stones
Super Barrio Mothers
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
They Bonded over lunch.
otterpop
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
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Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
because he had two Drumsticks.
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
A song called "My Corona"
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.
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The Drummer
Don't stop, bereaving!
tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
Because he brought his own drumsticks
from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*
Because they couldn't get a gig.
Cis-tem of a Down
The former is a band of cunning runts...
Vanmailen.
KGBGs
They all lost their hearing
Nickelback
Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "
Moody Blues
Gorillaz
A crocstar
Pigcussion!
It wood rock.
Slayer.
carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn
They haven't had a gig yet.
All the mammaries made me want to go back there!
me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
They haven't got a gig yet.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
Nothing, you already said it twice.
a failure!
Failure to pull out in time
Because their men have hollow-weenies!
About 500 calories.
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
the underlay! underlay!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
The both leave your crotch on fire
Earthquakes stop shaking
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
He could not hit any of the ketones.
There was a lot of reposting to do