What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!