What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.