What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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On the Din-ternet.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!