What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.