Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"