What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.