What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.