What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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Where does a russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots