What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots