What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots