Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.