Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.