Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish