What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

Previous Random Joke Next

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Sean Jokes More Sean Jokes

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Seafood Jokes More Seafood Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood?

That fish Cray.