What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.