What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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A meander-thal!

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I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.