Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you call the teacher who's late?

Mister bus

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.