Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .