Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.