Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.