Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.