How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus