How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!