How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.