What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

because it was too tired.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.