What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.