What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

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Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.