What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.