What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.