When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
It was two tired.
Head Russian...
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
Elixir.
A bald point !
He gets there before the hair...
I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.
Kermit's fingers
A little stiff.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
That thing hurts!
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.