When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Because the delegates were standing on them.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Back up a few inches
He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
He gets medium.
Because he ate pizza before it was cool.
With its punchline