When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech?

It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.