Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!