Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.