Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.