Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.