Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...