Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.