Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.